Looks like the tide of tofu in Portland is changing…
July 22nd, 2008Now that’s the love:
Best Biscuits and Gravy in Portland
Looks like I have some resteraunts to go visit…
Now that’s the love:
Best Biscuits and Gravy in Portland
Looks like I have some resteraunts to go visit…
Wow oh wow do I love this book:
If you want to know what living in Portland is a lot like, read this book. Becuase if it doesn’t accurately describe half the people I know in Portland - I’ll quit. It’s pretty much a stinging satire of all things that Portland loves - but probably true for most major metropolitan centers. I’ve personally seen almost every one of these things on the list occur. It started as a website, but now is in book form. I picked one up for cheap at Powell’s today (another place/thing white people like!).
Here are some of my favorites:
#2 - Religions that their parents don’t belong too
#15 - Yoga
#16 - Gifted Children - favorite quote of the book:
Because if a white kid gets crappy grades and can’t seem to ever do anything right in school, they are still gifted! How you ask? They are just TOO smart for school. They are too creative, too advanced to care about the trivial minutiae of the day to day operations of school.
Eventually they will show their creativity in their elaborate constructions of bongs and intimate knowledge different kinds of mushrooms and hash.
#18 - Raising awareness - My favorite
#19 - Traveling Abroad - this one is so spot on in the book they have an actual form letter that a traveler can send to their friends that sounds almost exactly like letters I get from friends traveling abroad. Even the order they write it in is the same. Freaky
#27 - Marathons
#32 - Vegetarianism
#40 - Apple Products
#53 - Dogs
#61 - Bicycles
#75 - Threatening to move to Canada
#80 - The idea of Soccer
#82 - Hating corporations
#94 - Socialized Medical Care
Or, just read them all.
I think I might start a Portland version of this very thing - since the bicycle situation in Portland isn’t quite the same as his version. In fact, in the book, he mentions Portland specifically several times…
Got to go to The Police reuinion tour concert last Friday. That was awesome. Had planned to go with some friends - but that all feel apart at the last minute. Fortunately we didn’t buy tickets, so I popped online to get one off trusty craigslist. Which I lined one up, but when I got to the gate, couldn’t find the guy. By then, I could hear The Police were getting introduced (I came late to skip the opener). What? A concert actually starting on time? That’s wierd. Anyway, I found a guy that was kind of desperate looking and sold me a 10th row seat right in front of Sting for $80. We ran in just in time for the second song. Amazing seats. I later found out those tickets were $400. Even though it was sold out, none of the tickets on craigslist were selling at even face value - seems it wasn’t quite as popular as some folks thought. Anyway, we ran right up front and I was close enough to the stage I could have walked about 10 steps up and jumped up myself. Never been that close to stage at a big concert like this - and on top of that it was Sting who was right in front of me:
(I stole this from the Oregonian, but the photographer was literally taking shots right in front of me. The guitar looked old enough to be one of the originals he used. Along with the police badge on the guitar strap - nice touch. More photos the photographer took here)
It was a great concert, but not very long. The guys only played about an one hour thirty minutes, and put on a good show - even if it felt a bit mechanical at times. They started on time, but ‘finished’ almost exactly an hour in. The first and second oncore took it another 30 minutes. It felt really short because of that. It was obviously still almost a completely Sting-lead show. They methodically played all their classics: Walking on the Moon, Don’t Stand so Close to Me, Every Breath you Take, etc. They were really close to the original versions and they churned one after the other with little embelishments and modifications. Even after all these years, he’s still got an amazing voice; but you could tell a few things had changed with time. One - he’s porting a beard now - which is odd. The whole band was greying and age was certainly creeping into the wrinkles. Sting was drinking from a coffee cup the whole time (yep, I was close enough to tell - but not if it was really coffee). They were kind of no-nonsense. Do the tunes, play and sing well, and then be done. Sting made a big point to keep pointing out the band members - which was a nice show of comradery.
I definitely got the sense of a much older, wiser and more collegial atmosphere. Gone were heady 20-something angsty in-fighting of their earlier years. You could tell they were doing this for each other. Overall, great experience and I’m super-happy I went. Even happier that I scored 10th row tickets for $80.
I’m going to show some libertarian roots here - even though I’m not a libertarian by profession/nature.
While I haven’t found a candidate I’m happy with in this latest presidential election, I have been looking to hear some of the right things come out of the mouths of these babes. But unlike our founding fathers who were brilliantly educated in philosophy and politics, our current generation of politicians make me sad. Mostly because our founding forefathers had actual jobs, were inventors, ran businesses, etc - while our current crop of ‘career politicians’ don’t seem to have much in the way of practical sense or classical understandings of what was really meant by words like ‘liberty’ and ‘freedom’ (hint: it’s not the ‘right’ to do anything you want - think more towards the good and nobility of all).
But anyway, I am giving the supreme court and Federal judge Thomas F. Hogan a huge hurrah. First, they indicated that the government’s detainees do have habius corpus rights (they do have a right to a trial and in general - have a right not to be locked up indefinitely without recourse - something I think is mentioned in one of those pesky Bill of Rights articles). Then, yesterday, the judge said that the government had had long enough to present the cases against the detainees - and their statement that they ‘needed more time to prepare their case’ fell on the rightfully deaf ears of the judge who pointed out some of them had been being detained for 6 years now. Exactly how much more time could one need? But we’re understaffed they said, and the judge said basically - tough. Drop all your other cases - these come first.
List of what I’d like to see our next president do:
“Those that are willing to trade their liberty for security deserve neither”
-Ben Franklin
Dreamworks switches over to using all Intel for it’s render farms:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5izyxUvjIUFfGJcDgZ_817gojDEaQD91PTD281
I had been holding my tongue for some time about this since one of the cool side benefits was this deal was won by our division. As a bonus prize, we had gotten to see Wall-e in a rented out theater about 2 weeks before everyone else did - even before they screened it in Hollywood. It was a really nice perk.
Wow - can you imagine what various civil liberties groups would have a field day with this here in the states? After all, it couldn’t possibly be your fault or the results of your decisions that you’re overweight…
Japan measures your waist at work
If you fail, your company receives a healthy fine until you get back to the right size. My favorite quote:
“Those exceeding government limits - 33 1/2 inches for men and 35.4 inches for women - and suffering from a weight-related ailment will be given dieting guidance if after three months they do not lose weight. If necessary, those people will be steered toward further re-education after six more months.”
“Re-education” sounds pretty awesome to me. Wonder how that works…
So many updates!
Guy came and bought my car last night. Goodbye little Nissan Altima. In the end, here are some of the stats:
Years owned: 10.2 (15 total years old)
Mileage I put on it: 138,000 miles (197000 total miles)
# tanks of gas: 424 (approx)
# gallons of gas: 5520
Cost of that gas ($2 avg): $11,040
Price of vehicle/years owned: $945/year
Cost of driving/owning per year (vehicle+gas cost): $2049/year
Insurance+repairs would have been about: $1200/year
Cost of driving per year = $3249
So when your teen comes wanting a car, put this figure in front of him/her and see if they want to put that kind of money down per year.
Dave Ramsey does a radio show where people who are having financial issues call in for advice and help. His attitude is that everybody should be successful with their money - no matter what they make - and that you are ultimately the decisionmaker and responsible when it comes to your situation. He’s also a big fan of not living beyond your means and paying off huge debt instead of filing bankruptcy. His personal experience with having filed bankruptcy several times showed him that until you change the behavior (i.e. living within your means and paying off debt) you will just continue the cycle of going bankrupt every few years and ruining your life/marriage/etc .
My personal reason to listen to the show: I really like listening to the amazing and varied things people have gotten themselves into, or have happened to them in financial matters.
A few of my own observations from the show:
1. You are only one debilitating accident/illness away from bankruptcy/complete ruin. This is shocking but amazing and consistent. This was pointed out by this guy (12 things I learned by 42 that I wish I knew at 22) as well as numerous people that call into the show. But it came home for me when a very successful $200k+/year software engineer called in and after a car accident - and in just over 1 year from the accident had lost all his contracts, lost his home, and was likely going to file bankrupcy over nearly a $100k+ in medical bills. His injuries caused him 6 mo of recovery in which he lost all his contracts (and got sued by a few of them he couldn’t meet) and now could now barely work 4-6 hours a day due to his disabilities. He was only in his late 30’s. That shocked me - if that guy got clobbered by one accident - so could anybody.
Probably one of the most common call-ins I have heard is ‘We were doing ok, then my wife/husband had X medical thing happen’. X being: back injury, cancer, car accident, accident on job, some kind of illness that sporadically popped up made keeping a regular/shift job that requires 9-5 5 days a week difficult. You absolutely must have health insurance and long-term disability - or you’re playing with so much fire you can’t even begin to imagine. One major illness can get you to $100k in medical bills in no time. This goes for car insurance too.
But it also showed me how many mid-income families run with minimal or no coverage - and one bad thing comes along and it completely ruins them. It does tell me something needs to be done in this department, but exactly what has been debated for years now. I’m not a fan of completely socialized medical coverage, but there are far too many people falling into these black holes and there is little or no way out. If you declare bankruptcy, you’ll just keep running up more debt if the condition is a long-term debilitating condition.
2. People get ripped off by partners in business more than I imagined. Seems like there are lots of call-in stories of folks that start getting shafted by friends/family/partners in business. Things start off cordially enough - even when both parties want things to work. But people don’t adequately set up financial accounts, expectations, and protections early in the business dealings - then get left holding big bags of debt the other partner’s decisions left on them. Common ones:
I use Google to search for everything. But you know what? In the last year, I’ve had to go to Yahoo search to find things that Google doesn’t seem to be able to find. A few interviews reveals that Google tweaks its engine regularly (450 times in 2007 alone), but I was looking up some author bios and papers for work, and Google stubbornly refused to find anything useful on them. Yet Yahoo search popped up what I was looking for right in the first ten hits. On top of that, I’ve noticed Google maps (my favorite) has also been somewhat glitchier and slower lately - especially when searching for local businesses (looking up ‘Chinese’ or ‘bike shop’ or the like). I still have Google as my default search, but things feel a little less solid than before.
Anyone else notice this?